Happy Cocktails

Ahhh. Rum Runners in Tahoe. Nice.
What did I do today? Jack shit. That's what I did. Well, not really. I still had two kids that needed to be fed, clothed, cuddled, hosed down and disciplined, but other than that my running amounted to absolutely nothing. And I'm OK with that. Right now, I'm icing my calves hoping for some reprieve. Really in my head though, I'm strategizing. Strategizing about how I can run my longer distances shodded without feeling the leftover pains of my barefooting. This, I will be experimenting with on Sunday when I will hopefully be able to pull together some much deserved "me time." For now, I will just sit my lazy ass down on the couch and have another cocktail.
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